Are you concerned about the toxic chemicals promoted by Big Pharma?
Are you suffering from pain? Exhaustion? Confusion? Shortness of breath? Blood loss? Depression? Vertigo? Credulity? Gender uncertainty? Daily nourishment craving? Pre-meditated Homicide?
Is Western medicine letting you down?
Have you heard of Brick Therapy? If not, you should have!
People who have not had success with any other healing modality have found release with Brick Therapy!
What is Brick Therapy? Brick therapy uses quantum energy to expel the bad symptoms from the primary area of concern in your body to elsewhere! Your RBT (Registered Brick Therapist) will individually asses your need based upon your personal symptomatic expression. At which point they will determine where in your body your dis-ease is emanating from and dispel it with a careful application of a carefully chosen organic brick.
Brick Therapy can cure anything! Including, but not limited to: Migraines, Allergies, Hay-fever, Constipation, Diarrhea, Insomnia, Chronic Fatigue, Fibromyalgia, Menopause, Perimenopause, Heximenopause, Decimenopause, Menstrual Disorders, Acne, Eczema, Psoriasis, Colic, Teething, Coughs, Colds, H1N1, Immunity, ADD, Autism, Depression, Anxiety, Arthritis, High Blood Pressure, Thyroid Problems, Intellectual Dishonesty, Sudden Total Weight Loss, the Willys, Wii Tennis Elbow, Brick Therapy Injuries, Bad Google Searches, Hootie & the Blowfish Appreciation, Bad Credit.
Of course! You DO know what bricks are made from, right? Dirt, of course! Where does dirt come from? The Earth! Can you say that about other therapies? No, you can’t. How can you trust something that doesn’t come from the planet that gives us life? You can’t and nothing is closer to Mother Earth than dirt!
What kind of credentials does my RBT have?
They get registered (the ‘R’ in ‘RBT’) from our exclusive on-line school.
You can be an RBT too!
- Do you think health is good?
- Have you seen different types of masonry?
- Are you capable of thinking two mutually exclusive ideas at once?
Then you are eligible to graduate from Brick University of Medicine. Apply now!
But then how do we know?
Because there has been a scientific study of six-people. The surviving member of the study-group swears to this day that her arthritis pain is gone in entirety.
In any case, a group of RBTs declared in the Journal of Applied Brick Medicine & Therapy that brick therapy can be used as a placebo with the consent of the patient.
Disclaimer: Brick Therapy should not be used by pregnant women, animal lovers, jackasses, bloggers, residents of Quebec, drum-circle participants, chronic breathers, 1 in 150000 of all lotto winners, repeat users, or people who take it seriously. Brick therapy should be used for entertainmnet purposes only.